I'm so upset with you, you turned off when I was in a middle of a text, then you refused to turn back on. The evil deed that you did is unforgivable! You are being very stubborn & won't turn back on. But, I know phones like you. I know exactly how to handle them.
I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO THE WHERE YOU CAME FROM & TRADE YOU IN FOR A BETTER PHONE.
The only way I won't do this is if you turn back on. Stop trying to cause me trouble and messing with my social life. Because of you, my friends are mad at me when I don't contact them. I DON'T like you.
I HOPE YOU FALL IN A BUCKET OF WATER!
Your current owner -____-