Dear Android,
I'm so upset with you, you
turned off when I was in a middle of a text, then you refused to turn
back on. The evil deed that you did is unforgivable! You are
being very stubborn & won't turn back on. But, I know phones like
you. I know exactly how to handle them.
I'LL TAKE YOU BACK
TO THE WHERE YOU CAME FROM & TRADE YOU IN FOR A BETTER PHONE.
The
only way I won't do this is if you turn back on. Stop trying to
cause me trouble and messing with my social life. Because of you, my
friends are mad at me when I don't contact them. I DON'T like you.
I HOPE YOU FALL IN A BUCKET OF WATER!
Sincerely,
Your current owner -____-
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