Technology Love Letter

To What Piece of Technology Would You Write a ‘Love Letter’?

By KATHERINE SCHULTEN

Try your hand at writing a similar “love letter” ("song" or "poem") to the piece of technology that means the most to you, whether it’s an iPod you own or a computer, television, camera, or cellphone you covet. Like David Pogue does, address the device directly and describe the details that make it “something special” to you. (You needn’t write about the tech specifics of the device unless you want to; instead, you might concentrate on how this device improves, or could improve, your life.)

Parich - Technology love Letter

Dear Android,

I'm so upset with you, you turned off when I was in a middle of a text, then you refused to turn back on. The evil deed that you did is unforgivable!  You are being very stubborn & won't turn back on.  But, I know phones like you.  I know exactly how to handle them.

I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO THE WHERE YOU CAME FROM & TRADE YOU IN FOR A BETTER PHONE. 

The only way I won't do this is if you turn back on.  Stop trying to cause me trouble and messing with my social life.  Because of you, my friends are mad at me when I don't contact them.  I DON'T like you.

I HOPE YOU FALL IN A BUCKET OF WATER!

Sincerely,

Your current owner -____-